Saturday, January 12, 2008

Nostalgia

Today was an important day. All around me was a big crowd, smiling, laughing, chatting, hugging each other and what not. Not that I was all alone, standing in a corner, observing everyone. No; I was a part of that crowd, smiling, talking to them, nodding to whatever they were saying (it must be fitting well as no one frowned upon me). Still I was far away ... too far away … five years back, to be precise. I stepped out of the ground and started walking. Where was I going? No idea. But five minutes later, I found myself at my college gate. I couldn’t stop myself from stepping inside, not only the college but down the memory lane.

First day at the college, a no-one in the big crowd, unknown to everyone and everything around…

In next to no time, busy with classes, never-ending tests, scary semester exams…

Those hopeless practicals, where we would wait for the whole day for our doomed colourimeter to give us a reading which would fetch us a scowl and C grade from teacher…

Those pre-journal-submission-sessions in reading room, where we would compare our readings, manipulate them, paste chits on wrong information to hide mistakes and proudly submit our seemingly clean journal two days later than due date…

What about spending useless hours in library searching for an appropriate book to get appropriate notes for appropriate grades and end up missing the test itself?

Haven’t forgotten that adventurous semester where we all got screwed up for complaining against our HOD’s Ph.D student who unfortunately taught us Biochemistry. Wait! Did she teach us? Naah … Just told us to cram the stuff about to come in exam set by herself…

How about those interesting Killer-Killer sessions in the parking lot…

Or that historic class where we were taught about contraceptives and a girl innocently asks our encouraging teacher an innocent question – What is oral sex?

Participating in the annual function where we got more famous for our clash with the convener than our Holi dance…

Faking the patients for our internship just because we were too lazy to move our asses and still managing an O…

Celebrating Holi with friends, sadak naapna, footpath pe baith ke bheekh maangna, and having lunch with that breath-taking make-up on…

Chat and chat and chat till the peon comes and literally throws us out of the classes. So, what do we do? Sit on the staircase and dedicate songs for guys coming for evening classes…

Attending practical classes where we were told the importance of boy-friends in hostelites’ life by our teacher…

Bunking classes, missing tests, getting late for practicals, sleeping during the seminars…

Night stays on the pretext of studies, where we explored our wild sides…

Booze and fag and discussion sessions where we would discuss the meaning of our life, uselessness of our college, ineptness of our teachers, criticize our parents for their restrictions, instead of studying for the test next day…

Cooking practicals where rains would wickedly add water to our nasty recipes through the leaking roofs and wash out our already bleak grades…

And then came a time, jab humne grades, classes, notes, practicals ki moh-maya ko tyaag diya. After all we had grown up…

So many memories, so much time, so much fun … all came to an end today. Maybe it’s like that … life moves on … memories imprinted in mind … stealing a glance at them every now and then. Maybe I will get a chance to re-live them. Maybe …

17 comments:

cHaTtErBoX said...

An apt title for your blog...As u said life moves on we treasure our best memories and look forward for the exciting memories to be built.

Amalgam said...

@ chatterbox
yes, you are right. thanks for your time.

Mythreya said...

aah just loved reading it.
even i feel d same though i am still in my final year..
kya din the woh...
golden days of our life..

hey that oral sex was really funny!!
lol..

awesome post..
best ever till now..

Amalgam said...

@ matty
thanks bacha. u encourage me a lot. thanks

Pooja Gaur said...

hey... sahi hai yaar.... really gonna miss those days.... vaise ek important baat miss ho gai....
d day wen one of our teacher found a match in d train 4 one of our classmate... u know whom....:)

Amalgam said...

@ pooja
yea right. i remember the girl and the teacher....

Unknown said...

best blog ever preets!! loved it completely.

u know wat? i have never repented missin classes, but now i am.
" DAMN IT I MISSED THE ORAL SEX CLASS!!!"

kyamaloom said...

Lol.. good post!

nice blog too, other posts are equally good! :)

Anonymous said...

lol...wat a sharp memories u ppl have...u ppl hv nicely recollected n presented ur thoughts that even though i was not here in graduation but i enjoyed readin it...well wat is tat biochemistry teacher incident..i wil ask u later..ok..seriously col days r memorable part of our life..n frankly speakin our MSc PHN batch add spice to it..
great job..keep on writin ..this wil help u in writin thesis also..ok

Amalgam said...

@Nitya
thanx dear ... it was combined effort or i should say more of Deeps effort .. but anyways thanx that u liked it .. and meet me at college will surely brief u that exciting humorous oral sex class !! he he he

@Rohit
thanx dear...hope u would enjoy the further coming up posts too!!!!

@Neha
bas yaar apni memory yahin pe aise kaam mai hi kaam karti hai !!!
good that u liked the way thoughts were presented ... by the if this way we write our thesis .. it gonna be quite spicy !!! I agree !!! :):)

Unknown said...

Gr8 one yaar....Maza aa gaya..Waise mein thodi senti bhi ho gayi, purane din yaad aa gaye.....luved it...specially woh manipulation,chits aur late submission wali baatein....Apne teacher logon ko kya mast gandate the...Thanx a lot

Amalgam said...

@ tejal
sahi kaha ... i was lost in those thoughts when i was writing the blog, so it took a lot of time for me to write the blog

The Devil said...

Oye! I dont remember anything about the Oral Sex class! Damn it. Maybe I was absent or plainly lost somewhere as usual to miss such a hot shot episode. Brief me about it asap. hehehe

Simply Shiv's Shayari Zone said...

Well wht to say!!!!
i m damn sure whoever reads this blog
will surely start remembering his/her
college days!!!!
really awesome work....
by the way did ur teacher explained the student abt oral sex hehehehehh
keep uploading such stuffs in future!!!

Amalgam said...

@ the devil and @ shiv

well the incident of the oral sex class is somthg like this

our dear Dhruti mam was teaching us about contraceptives. then maybe a sudden realisation hit her that maybe some girls might not be knowing anything about sex. so she asked us - do u all know about sex and went on to explain it briefly.

she then asked us about having any doubts. a girl, encouraged by our teacher's frankness, raised her hand. she got up and asked - what is oral sex.

our 'frank' teacher fumbled for a moment before saying - something involving mouth. :|

Unknown said...

MAST MAST
COOL
REFER TO ALL THE ADJECTIVES(GUD ONES OFCRSE) COZ I CANT WRTE ALL OF THOSE HERE
YAR MASTERS KA B LIKHTI NA A BIT
coz i didnt want the blog to end
or u can say the jrny to end
:)

Amalgam said...

@ aparna
same here. i wish thesis finishes soon but nt the colg